theacrobaticwebslinger:

(( Damn, my mistake. ))

((It’s okay I’ll find another way to start a starter with either bby loki or kid!Coulson. For now I’ll just roll around on the ground until an idea hits me.))

theacrobaticwebslinger:

thelittlestfanboy replied to your post: “Hello Parker nice suit. Going after the iron man look?”

((/rolls off into the sun fuck))

(( S’okay, Keeley. ))

((When I sent that the m!a was still on there so I was like ‘cool! I wasn’t too late for that m!a!’ But no. VnV))

Drools. “Wow that’s a lot of sweets…”

skrullwarrior-xavin:

“Well, obviously we are. We are the best warriors in the galaxy.”

“That does sound most appealing. I shall have to see if I would be able to play at any place here. Is flag football the version that children play then? A sort of play-war so that they can train without as much risk of injury?”

“If you’re going to play it here’s some advice my coach always says; “Tackle them before they hurt you, because if you don’t, sure enough they’ll hurt you.” Oddly enough he was right. Well I’m sure they have programs for female football players on public college grounds or on high school if the guy’s team isn’t practicing. And yeah it is, no tackling involved, which is great because sometimes when I play the older kids cheat.”

skrullwarrior-xavin:

“Thank you, Phil. I believe I shall pay attention to it this year, and see if I can understand it at all. I do believe it looks fun. Though why do they need so much padding? On the Skrull world, they would be ridiculed for being so weak.”

“No problem. You Skrulls must be a whole lot tougher than us humans because when the game first started, we did that and I can’t even list the amount of head injuries and broken bones there was. Those guys that play are though and very rough with each other when they play the game. Flag football is more fun, less injuries too which means the game can go on for longer.”

skrullwarrior-xavin:

“That is not the word he used.”

“Football… I do not completely understand that either, no one will explain the rules to me. I do think it looks fun.”

“Yeeaaah, sometimes I doubt even the people who watch the game know all the rules. The point is pretty simple, all you got to do is help your team get the ball to one end of the field without dropping it or getting tackled to the ground. Right about now the season should be starting.” 

the-hulkling started following you

“Sup dude! I’m Phil, nice to meet you.” He smiled and held out his hand.

skrullwarrior-xavin:

“Ah. I know what you are referring to. We have had several get into the lair before. I always assumed they were… never mind. That was most likely just what Chase called them.” 

“That is not what I said. I am simply pointing out that it is a misleading title. Raiders? I believe Victor has mentioned them before.”

“A pest right? Almost as bad as rats!” He scoffed.”Yeah, they’re a football team, not very good if you ask me. Although if my dad was here he’d rant all day about them.”

skrullwarrior-xavin:

“A racc—” She trailed off, confused. “What is a raccoon?” 

“I still say that should make it less fun-sized. Miniature would be a better word for it. The Bronx. That is in New York, yes? I live in Los Angeles currently, but I have… friends who live in New York.” 

“Oh they’re a menace! They’re kind of small, fur all over, and they have a sort of ‘cartoon robber mask’ on their faces. Kind of fits, considering that they steal our garbage.”

“Hey! Are you calling us short people not fun? And yeah it is. LA huh? That’s where the famous Raiders are from my dad used to be a fan of them.”